what-a-card's Diaryland Diary

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August 8, 2008 - Welch's Fruit Snacks + Lemonade
August 7, 2008 - Let's make this a good August.
August 4, 2008 - KIDS HAVING KIDS
July 30, 2008 - woahhh there, rutter!
July 28, 2008 - birf
July 2, 2008 - Things that may or may not be real.
June 22, 2008 - 2 CLOSE 4 COMFORT
June 13, 2008 - ONOEZ
June 10, 2008 - YOU'RE JUST LIKE STAIRS!!
2008-05-30 - dead.
May 12, 2008 - I finished my exams about a week ago AND THEY'VE COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE TO HAUNT ME.
May 7, 2008 - ALSO SIRE YOU HAVE REALLY BAD ACNE.
May 5, 2008 - ...but totally worth it.
April 29, 2008 - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
4/20 B!TCHEZZZZ - Darbie & Daphne! [insert large smile emoticon]
April 14, 2008 - -
April 10, 2008 - Come in, come in, come innnnnnnnn!
April 5, 2007 - The Bear That Wasn't
April 3, 2008 - Shut up, VH1.
April 1, 2008 - I can't work that night. I have a cyber date.
March 29, 2008 - Ho hum.
March 27, 2008 - No words.
March 25, 2008 - And that applies to all of my mom's friends, too.
March 24, 2008 - MY BROTHER GAVE ME HIS CAR AGAIN SCORE.
March 16, 2008 - /.
March 15, 2008 - one cat and two or three dogs.
March 10, 2008 - SPRINKBREAK!
March 2, 2008 - \"Ooo, save that one for next time--it's a good one!\"
February 27, 2008 - This was too long to be a note.
February 24, 2008 - Mmm, gurl, I NEED this Full House marathon.
February 6, 2008 - Hedgehog!
February 4, 2008 - JANE, HIS WIFE!!!!!!!!
February 4, 2008 - During writing class...
January 30, 3008 - Birdo vs. Blooper
January 23, 2008 - \"You don't look tall.... Are you tall?\"
January 16, 2007 - I don't think I've ever been so upset by commercials before.
January 9, 2007 - :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
December 31, 2007 - Varian! We ARE 30 miles north of it! Sunset Beach? Ocean Isle? RINGABELL???
December 26, 2007 - Friend? AHFOE.
December 10, 2007 - wheee i'm a sophomore
December 9, 2007 - ZOMG SRSLY
December 7, 2007 - <3
November 26, 2007 - God created pick-up trucks just to spite me.
November 20, 2007 - \"Someone's coming--act like a cat.\"
November 14, 2007 - BGBM/BJBM
November 12, 2007 - fanksgiving.
November 11, 2007 - BY THE WAY OFFICE SPACE WAS ON TV LAST NIGHT. I LIKE THAT MOVIE,
November 8, 2007 - Sex is everywhere!
November 6, 2007 - \"Ooh baybee gurl gon tap dat aZZ\"
October 31, 2007 - You aint ride or die nigga?
October 30, 2007 - I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich, a sandwich filled with jellyfish jellyyyyyyyy!\"
October 27, 2007 - HOLLA @ muh GuRL G-RAmMmMmA
October 22, 2007 - She leaves me no choice.
October 16, 2007 - Fashion Your Seatbelts
October 8, 2007 - Truly pathetic.
October 7, 2007 - \"Good god i fucking hate you\"
October 4, 2007 - Just for the record----
October 1, 2007 - THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE ANYTHING
October 1, 2007 - I WANT MY FUCKING TRASH CAN BACK.
September 28, 2007 - Why is my trash can in the shower down the hall?
September 24, 2007 - A sleeping roommate is a shiny roommate.
September 19, 2007 - Liars. LIARS. Nothing about this fruit is fresh.
September 15, 2007 - One of the most awesome things I've ever heard.
September 14, 2007 - R.I.P. Griffin Brooks.
September 12, 2007 - >>>>
September 10, 2007 - LOL @ 4am.!
September 8, 2007 - BRACE YOURSELF.
September 7, 2007 - Gahhh!
September 5, 2007 - This is where I go. It is also what I do once I get there.
September 5, 2007 - Hospital transfer,
September 4, 2007 - And for the record, banks are assholes and need to start getting along with each other.
September 4, 2007 - Nervous.
September 3, 2007 - Sad times...
August 31, 2007 - OHMYGOD LOOK WHAT I GOT FAKE TATTOOS!!!!
August 31, 2007 - She has taken over my room AND my Diaryland. Essentially my life.
August 30, 2007 - SEPTEMBER AAAAAAAHH!!!!!!
August 29, 2007 - WTF @ roommate!
August 28, 2007 - WE DIDN'T HAVE CLASS SO I JUST ATE FOUR LUNCHES INSTEAD
August 27, 2007 - Is there a way to word: \"HEY ASSHOLE YOU BROKE MY FUCKING PS2.\" with a little less hostility?
August 26, 2007 - I really like my pens, though.
August 24, 2007 - I'm writing this from a BUMPIN' party, I swear.
August 24, 207 - -
August 22, 2007 - She brought no less than 17 pairs of shoes to college. They're all sneakers.
August 20, 2007 - My roommate is MIA. ... FINALLY, GODDAMNIT.
August 18, 2007 - Remember this?
August 15, 2007 - I saw a dead jackrabbit today.
August 13, 2007 - I'll spare you the details.
August 10, 2007 - It's called being cancelled out.
August 9, 2007 - ----Hunter.
August 9, 2007 - WHATEVER, I WANT TO THROW UP.
August 7, 2007 - Dude i'll be straight don't worry
August 5, 2007 - Lol i like you =]
August 4, 2007 - yeah! what? a purpose? no,
August 1, 2007 - Well on the brightside, I don't have Tuberculosis.
July 28, 2007 - Blue WOO-HOO Vanilla
July 25, 2007 - Yahh... =X
June 23, 2007 - \"You were the single deciding factor.\"
June 21, 2007 - Now, abstinence is even safer!!
June 20, 2007 - (The following is the intro to my favorite video game.)
June 17, 2007 - =]!©mail.
June 16, 2007 - Oh, I feel it! I feel the Cosmos.
June 16, - BOOOO, MAIL!!!!
June 11, 2007 - \"Weird Land\"
June 11, 2007 - Jesus is so chill.
June 10, 2007 - Ughh...
June 5, 2007 - Goldfish?
June 3, 2007 - On the brightside, TRANSFORMERS is almost here! (Yes, a month constitutes as \"almost\".)
May 31, 2007 - You've Got the Touch.
May 29, 2007 - The highlight of my week:
May 28, 2007 - Yes, a bad-A unicorn.
May 25, 2007 - This is screaming FATE.
May 22, 2007 - blerrgh.
May 21, 2007 - Internet
May 19, 2007 - 8+
May 18, 2007 - I keep myself awake only to watch Legends of the Hidden Temple at 2:00 and 2:30.
May 16, 2007 - Hai! Yes, hello.
May 16, 2007 - YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
May 16, 2007 - OOOOOOOOOOOK.
May 1, 2007 - AWESOME!
April 17, 2007 - FYI
April 6, 2007 - NO eww come on i like girls so much
April 3, 2007 - Long story short:
March 30, 2007 - Not to mention I'm an adult and she's minor.
March 18, 2007 - EVERYTHING IS GAY.
March 17, 2007 - Fat, medieval bellydancers.
March 10, 2007 - SO ABSURDLY MORONIC.
March 8, 2007 - i don't like this date anymore because it's way too many people's birthday.
March 4. 2007 - HI.
February 20, 2007 - HREE.
February 11, 2007 - IMPOSTER.
February 8, 2007 - Logan, it was SO sad. It was SO sad, Logan.
January 30, 2007 - Ironic part is: I'm writing this FROM college.
January 29, 2007 - ajskhfdjksagdy
January 24, 2007 - i like it a lot
January 21, 2007 - um. click previous. or whatever. it's fucking snowing.
January 21, 2007 - y'know?
January 12, 2007 - FUCK ON!
January 5, 2007 - Just kidding, it really fucking sucks. SAVE ME.
December 31, 2006 - Sarah, listen! No, listen! Sarah! YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. I know your name is Brittney, but I have to call you Sarah!
December 29, 2006 - CHRONICLES of the GBJ #1.
December 29, 2006 - Hi, Jack! Shhhh! Namsayin? NAMMEAN, JELLABEAN?! Grood. I mean good. And Great. Great and good.
December 28, 2006 - poop.
December 25, 2006 - ily.!
December 22, 2006 - did you just cough \"graceland\"?
December 20, 2006 - christmas is far too ridiculous for me to tolerate.
December 19, 2006 - No Smoking!! I don't care
December 17, 2006 - final post of the evening, i promise.
December 17, 2006 - today i spent more time waiting in airports than i did actually traveling.
December 17, 2006 - home sweet home.
December 15, 2006 - youu have noo ideeeeaa..!
November 26, 2006 - CRYSTAL METH KILLS!!
November 22, 2006 - sobored!
November 20, 2006 - we're so c-c-c-c-c-controversial.
November 16, 2006 - sssssssssssssssssssssssssss
October 30, 2006 - porno saturdays! hooray!
October 26, 2006 - PMS! YA-DUHH.
October 21, 2006 - your hands are six size the time of mine
October 5, 2006 - sadistic phase....passing.
October 3, 2006 - le sigh.
September 27, 2006 - oh....those are my classes. ...haaahahahaa..... go die.
September 25, 2006 - u smellz.
September 22, 2006 - AND I'M NOT ACTING LIKE IT, BUT I'M EXTREMELY FUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT IT.
September 19, 2006 - LIGHTLING ROCKS CAN YOU GUESS WHY?!
September 18, 2006 - hi baaaabycakess..!
September 11, 2006 - let's get physical PHYSICAL
September 7, 2006 - i have to pee SO BADLY
September 6, 2006 - WOOOO school yaaeeehhh..
September 5, 2006 - gdgjdgfjf
September 2, 2006 - geezers need excitement.
September 1, 2006 - MIKE JONEZZZZ.
August 31, 2006 - JHFHSDHFGSDF ONLY TWO MIBNUTES LEFT
August 24, 2006 - greetings from i'd-rather-be-getting-raped land.
August 20, 2006 - updating from my NEW LAPPY. yeeeeaahh booooiiiiyyyyy.
August 18, 2006 - millions of peaches, peaches for mee..
August 17, 2006 - MOTHA-FUCKIN SNAKES ON A MOTHA-FUCKIN PLANE.
August 14, 2006 - IF YOU BLOOD, THROW IT UP.
August 13, 2006 - FIVE THOUSAND FEET FROM THE GROUND!!!!
August 10, 2006 - FORGET REGRET!!!!
August 1, 2006 - holla fo a dolla.
July 28, 2006 - fuhh ckit.
July 27, 2006 - i reckon you're about an eight or a nine. maybe even nine-and-a-half.
July 24, 2006 - and FUCK jack arnold for such an awkward episode.
July 24, 2006 - down 'n' dirtaaaayy.
July 24, 2006 - two entries? yeah yeah. it's whateva.
July 24, 2006 - i've outgrown propor capitalization for a while.
July 23, 2006 - but other than this, it's been a grand first day back. for serious.
July 6, 2006 - ice cream meets waffle:: teh_ultimate.
June 29, 2006 - pc da fck out.!
June 26, 2006 - Jealousy. Hardcore-like.
June 24, 2006 - No, no, no-- not girltalk-- girltalk.
June 22, 2006 - And if it happens, I'll never be happy again.
June 19, 2006 - Nasty fuhreak.
June 16, 2006 - Y-Y-YA LYIN' THROUGH YA T-T-T-TEEEETH.
June 15, 2006 - One minute off.
May 31, 2006 - HAPiiE BDAiiY VARiiAN!!!! ^-^
May 29, 2006 - hey FUCK YOU!!!!!
May 24, 2006 - Sodium 35mg 1%
May 23, 2006 - Quite ridic, but not too redic.
May 22, 2006 - Because apparently he knows mine through Gramma's. Tite.
May 16, 2006 - BITCH, DA ON'Y DO' YOU KNOW HOW TA OPEN.... IS BETWEEN YO' LEGGZZ.
May 14, 2006 - fuck me doddy fuck me doddy fuck me doddy
May 14, 2006 - YOU'VE MADE IT MORE THAN OBVIOUS THAT IT'S A WAR YOU WANT, AND I INTEND ON MAKING IT MORE THAN OBVIOUS THAT IT'S A WAR YOU'LL GET.
May 13, 2006 - goodnight
May 9, 2006 - Sleepy not sleeping.
May 3, 2006 - LOOKIT ME I'M ANNE AND I UPDATE IN SCHOOL
May 3, 2006 - Blah, blah, blah, something about sucking dick?
May 2, 2006 - This song reminds me of my brother. Specifically of his face melting off.
May 2, 2006 - Evaporating in the sun in my number one priority.
April 29, 2006 - YOU SIR ARE A JERK
April 28, 2006 - COC....K?
April 26, 2006 - Forty down. Sixty to go. Approximately five months.
April 23, 2006 - \"Tea and toast.... Yes.... Eggs and bacon.... Toast.... Make some for Ginger....\"
April 18, 2006 - As told by Freddy['s AIM profile]....
April 17, 2006 - I don't know what's more disturbing: the fact that it's happening, or the fact that I don't care.
April 17, 2006 - FUCKING NINETEEN THINGS CROSSED OFF DA LIST WHOOOOEEEE!!!!
April 15, 2006 - What HAPPENS in the basement.. STAYYYYS in the basement.
April 12, 2006 - BEEEEEEEADS OF JAAAAAAADE FOR BEAUUUUUUUUTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
April 11, 2006 - I hate it when I procrastinate.
April 7, 2006 - I LOVE THE ZOO.
April 4, 2006 - I SO CALLED THAT. I KNEW IT. I SO CALLED THAT.
March 29, 2006 - CONFESSION: Fozzie, I brag about being friends with you to impress all the black people at work.
March 28, 2006 - ANNE MARIE SECRETLY LONGS FOR THE TOUCH OF OTHERS.
March 27, 2006 - For some reason, I feel that this date is significant.
March 25, 2006 - two cabbages please
March 13, 2006 - YEAH, I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TEN TIMES.
March 12, 2006 - COLLEEN <3 SQUIRTLE WHOOOO IMA SUCK ME SOME DICK
March 11, 2006 - this isn't happening this isn't happening
March 3, 2006 - This is my little sister's MadLibs from school. I cried from laughing so hard.
March 3, 2006 - Hey, Don't Stop
March 1, 2006 - I'll eat all the meat I want, god damnit.
February 21, 2006 - Happy birthday to my mother, happy birthday to my friend.
February 9, 2006 - Professor Cacklefanny.
February 8, 2006 - Where the HELL is my chiffon?!
February 4, 2006 - Why are the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.
February 1, 2006 - MOTHER-FUCKING HONEY NUT CHEERIOS.
January 23, 2006 - it's funny because boys have penises. and penises are hilAAAArious!
January 23, 2006 - Ignore this entry. Basically I just downloaded all the songs from the musical episode of Even Stevens. I'm pretty sure that I'll never be unhappy again. Ever.
January 16, 2006 - Dear Anne Marie, Varian, and Courtney, I'm sorry that I couldn't sell you the tickets, it's just that Carlos is real tight, and I didn't want him pissed at me, 'cause he had just emphasized that we needed to be checking I.D
January 3, 2006 - YOU'RE WORRYING ME. WHEN I WORRY, I SHOUT.
January 1, 2006 - I need some fucking jacks. Newport? Please, do I look like a fucking nigger? Give me some Marlboros before I put a bullet through your skull. Faggot.
December 26, 2005 - According to iTunes, my iPod's name is \"RoFLz 'N' w00t b33r\". Cuuuuute!
December 23, 2005 - It feels weeeeird.
December 13, 2005 - IT WAS SOOO FUNNY ESPECIALYLWHEN THATD GUY SAYID LOLLERSK8Z!!!!!!!!!
December 13, 2005 - I'll say Fudruckers, just to be controversial.
December 13, 2005 - Vivian the ill-bound was bound to fall apart. Oh, ho-ho-ho!
November 25, 2005 - S!CK TR!CK.
November 24, 2005 - FELONY FELONY FELONY?! ?! misdemeanor misdemeanor misdemeanor.
November 22, 2005 - The season's not the only thing that's changing.
November 16, 2005 - Peach, I can see up yo' dress.
November 11, 2005 - Yeeeahh.... yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh..
November 6, 2005 - the biggest bestest goodest-smelling hug in the whole wide world wide and i loooooovvvvvvve iiiiiiiiitttttttt allllllllllllllll
October 31, 2005 - I gotta kn-kn-kn-know: wh-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy?!
October 29, 2005 - It couldn't have been an imposter; all the black people I work with confirmed that it was him. People cried.
October 22, 2005 - No more pep rallies to cut, [cue vomit].
October 16, 2005 - PIXIESTAR, CENTAURLAD, AND PEGASUGIRL FOREVER!!!!
October 16, 2005 - TAKE A FUCKING CHILL PILL.
2005-10-08 - Shyeah, shee? Shee what we got heeyuh now shee? Meahhh! Meaaah! Shee?
October 6, 2005 - KEEP POUNDING
October 5, 2005 - It is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
October 4, 2005 - PUMP. KIN. PIE. PUMP. KIN. PIE. I. HATE. NIGGERS. PUMP. KIN. PIE.
October 4, 2005 - I'm keeping a list of things that I have to do because I'm seventeen. I'm going to do them all.
September 22, 2005 - \"OOoooOOoOoOohHhhHhHh.\" -Kelly McNulty, daughter of Jack Mcnulty, Vietnam War veteran.
September 20, 2005 - ROFL ROFL ROFL mE N AnNe n NiKki n AmMRee n KeLz0Rz R bF4EvAh LOL n kO-wRkRz 2!!!!
September 17, 2005 - MAYBAAAAAAYYYYY. YOU'LL NEVER REMEBER ME. MAYBAAAAAAYYYYY. MY FACE. WILL. LOSE. THESE. SCARS.
September 12, 2005 - wait for lightning to strike to burn me up.
September 10, 2005 - ROFL MY BROTHER'S SO FUNNI ROFL LOL ROFL ROFL GO EAT A WOFL.
September 10, 2005 - i absolutely LOVELOVELOVE making these little projects for myself.
September 8, 2005 - I really, really, really miss you.
September 7, 2005 - Sometimes I scare myself. A lot.
September 5, 2005 - SMACK IS WHACK AND COKE'S NO JOKE.
September 4, 2005 - Sleepy, sleepy Mexicans.
September 2, 2005 - He does not say, \"I am full of life.\" he says, \"I am finally free.\"
September 2, 2005 - THEY JUST SHOWED DICK ON FULL HOUSE. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THINGS LIKE THIS?
August 31, 2005 - THESE. YOURS. WHOEVER YOU ARE. THESE ARE PERFECT.
August 31, 2005 - Happy birthday, Andrew. I love you. ©
August 20, 2005 - Look, I said that it was August twentieth, when, really, it's only August nineteenth.
August 16, 2005 - PLEASE!!!!!!!!! COME!!!!!!!! DIVE!!!!!!!!!! IN!!!!!!!!! PUDDLES WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!
August 8, 2005 - Heeeey, Mista Simmons!
August 4, 2005 - Prepare your sleep apparatus. Prepare your sleep apparaaatus.
August 4, 2005 - ^.^ KON'NICHI WA ^.^
August 3, 2005 - Throw your hands in the air, if you're a true playa.
August 2, 2005 - \"Who needs friends when you're hot?\"
August 1, 2005 - \"SWEET JESUS, COLLEEN, I NEED SLEEP, CAN YOU JUST WAKE ME THE FUCK UP?!\"
July 31, 2005 - The rudest! Thing!! Ever!!!! But, seriously-- very uncool.
July 27, 2005 - I was free-stylin' up a storm last night. A totally sweet storm.
July 23, 2005 - Guess who's back, back again?
July 16, 2005 - I want applesauce. Applesauce and peaches.
July 16, 2005 - I'd give up my three-quarters just to have one-third. SOUND THE FIFE.
July 14, 2005 - A blank tape.
July 14, 2005 - \"Okay, sweet, so far our story is about a princess who does jack shit.\"
July 9, 2005 - What's all this secret talking? ... We're secret lovers. ...Ummm.... Ummmm...!
July 8, 2005 - Yeah. New template. Get over it.
July 7, 2005 - Can't I make you understand? You're having delusions of grandeur!
July 4, 2005 - Jeannie is fucking beautiful, and if anyone wants to tell her otherwise, they can go fuck themselves for all I care.
June 27, 2005 - I'll keep it forever.
June 26, 2005 - Actually, by the time I finished this, it was four. Kind of like the fantastic four. Or the channel four chopper.
June 21, 2005 - GET UP, GET UP!!!!
June 18, 2005 - ...
June 15, 2005 - EW, EW, EW, A DEAD MOSQUITO.
June 15, 2005 - \"Really?\" \"Yeah!\" \"Sure!\"
June 14, 2005 - It is as sentimental as you think. No, seriously though. Fuckers.
June 13, 2005 - Bull. Shit.
June 13, 2005 - The hunt has ended and it's official: I'M WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN SHE COULD EVER HOPE TO BE. Yes, anyway....
June 12, 2005 - This gossip is rated PPP; PHIT-PHOR-PHOTOG!!!!
June 9, 2005 - Yeh bladdy feckin' bahstod!
June 7, 2005 - Ohhh, yeah, I'm definitely converting.
June 3, 2005 - Happy belated birthday, VurrBlurr! O.D.F. O.D.F. O.D.F.
May 29, 2005 - The use of the absolute gayest font and color of all time was intentional. Juuust F.Y.I.
May 26, 2005 - Whoever is responsible for the casting of The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants is a fool. A FOOL, I SAY, A FOOL.
May 17, 2005 - Happy Birthday, Daddy.
May 16, 2005 - HAHA THERE'S A DUDE AT THE BOTTOM OF MY PAGE.
May 13, 2005 - I psychoanalyze my own dreams. WWWAAAAUGH SOPHACLEEES!!!!!
May 8, 2005 - Olllllllllld maaaaaaaaan riverrrrrrrr.
May 6, 2005 - I'd dur his cell.
April 22, 2005 - HE-EY, SCOOTER-FACE!!!!
April 18, 2005 - Get ready for the thrill of a lifetime, 'cause now EVRUHBAHDAY'S GOT DOWNS-SYNDROME!!!!
April 6, 2005 - Happy freakin' birthday, ya jerk. Just kidding, you're not a jerk... most of the time. Ha-ha-ha! AM I KIDDING?! HAHA DO I ACTUALLY CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND?!! You shan't ever know. Until now. You are my friend. Happy birthday. Fucker.
March 27, 2005 - Sorry if this takes forever to load. But not really.
March 27, 2005 - Kid, I'm worried about you. Do me a favor and just be happy. Please?
March 15, 2005 - Orange juice fuckin' sucks. Yeah, you heard me. Not only does it suck --oh, no-- I added the word \"fuckin' \" as an adjective, to make the sentence totally badass. I am sooo xH@RDxK0REx!!!!!! ANARCHY!!!!!
March 8, 2005 - Y'all don' evin no me.
March 6, 2005 - -031405-031405-031405-
March 4, 2005 - Emo: Not allowed. Notes section: Functional.
March 2, 2005 - Day two of this wondrous month.
March 1, 2005 - Guess what? February of two thousand and five just ended, and you can never get it back.
February 25, 2005 - \"Say what you want about me, but lay off my dad.\" -Anne Marie Wonder, from whose house I'm updating!! Hehehe!!
February 22, 2005 - Yesterdaaay waaas.... COURTNOID'S BIRTHDAY!! And my mom's. But mostly Courtnoid's.
February 19, 2005 - Happy belated birrrrrfdaaaay, Louser!
February 16, 2005 - Little boy, you're a man; little man, you're a king.
February 12, 2005 - I bet this one will stand out on the archives page.
February 10, 2005 - The south of France! Such lovely pants! Why don't you ask the lady for a dance?
February 6, 2005 - \"Rick put me in this chair FA LYFE.\"
January 31, 2005 - I swear to god this happened.
January 30, 2005 - \"i\" [less than three] \"u\"!~! lolzlolzlolz!~!
January 30, 2005 - As the Canadians would say...
January 24, 2005 - Sparkly! Spunky! DEAD.
January 24, 2005 - Get it? GET IT?! Hilarious.
January 23, 2005 - And our fence guy is named Benjamen Lincoln. Mos' def' a major connection there.
January 11, 2005 - This is the same uncle that mocks goths to their faces. This is the same uncle that owns you.
January 7, 2005 - It is 'cause I'm not. It's not 'cause you are.
January 4, 2005 - God, can you just save it for the theatre already?!
January 1, 2005 - Well, maybe the orange is s'posed to be gold.
December 26, 2004 - \"No, that's not Fire-Kirb; that's FlyOffTheCliff-Kirb.\" -Juju.
December 18, 2004 - OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2004 - In the words of Marco, whilst gazing at his man-crush (Dylan, of course), \"O, mía, mía!\"
December 16, 2004 - \"So, that's my priority right now. Sex; specifically with Andy and not with you.\"
December 14, 2004 - Hillary Duff, get out of my head! FLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
December 12, 2004 - Is it \"SpongeBob\" or is it \"Spongebob\"?
2004-12-06 - CORN FLAKES RACING Talladega Superspeedway.
December 4, 2004 - Homosexuals are so gay.
December 1, 2004 - COMPLETADORA.
November 29, 2004 - DUUUDE, KELLY, HOOK ME UP WIT DA LIQUA!!!!!!!!!! In other words: Happy birthday, nukka.
November 27, 2004 - I'm really freaking worried and I can't tell you why.
November 23, 2004 - Happy birfday, dudeskee. *thug love*
November 20, 2004 - Oh, shit... There's only one \"N\" in \"enemy\", as well...
November 18, 2004 - This isn't what I wanted to say. I'm selfish.
November 17, 2004 - ...and there's only one \"N\" in \"friend\"! Coincidence? Absolutely not!
November 15, 2004 - Continuing my previous entry...
2004-11-10 - I don't get Veterans' Day off? I was in the fucking Vietnam War! ---- 'NAM.
November 9, 2004 - MY THROAT IS SWELLING SHUT. FUCKING CHRIST SOMEONE HELP ME.
November 7, 2004 - Yeah, you heard me, I'm glad that President George W. Bush has been reelected.
November 4, 2004 - You know what? I'm glad Bush won.
October 27, 2004 - Harrumph. I was sixteen like a hundred billion years ago. Anne Marie, you will always be a youngin'.
October 26, 2004 - It's beginning to look a lot like Christmaaas.
October 24, 2004 - Hah, cool, every hour on the hour.
October 24, 2004 - Oh a scurred you all right.
October 23, 2004 - Gross, dude. Who poops in their bed?
October 22, 2004 - Dos in a rowse.
October 19, 2004 - Pssh, \"f\" that. Oh, by the way, the \"f\" stands for \"fillet\".
October 10, 2004 - !@#$%^&*()_+
October 7, 2004 - IIIIIIIIIIIT'S THE NEVER-ENDING ORRRRRRRRRRRRRGYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
October 5, 2004 - SHOOT ME. THAT'S AN ORDER.
October 4, 2004 - OH, SNAP. LOOKIT THE TIIIME. YEEEEAH!!! ANARCHY!!!!!!! SCREW POLICE!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOO YEAH DOWN WITH BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUNK RAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!! FUCK AUTHORITY!!!! YEAH WHOOO ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!! I'M A TRUE PUNK!!!!
October 4, 2004 - My Night, Chapter Five.
October 4, 2004 - My Night, Chapter Four.
October 4, 2004 - My Night, Chapter Three.
October 4, 2004 - My Night, Chapter Two.
October 4, 2004 - My Night, Chapter One.
September 29, 2004 - CHEECKINNNNN!!!!
September 26, 2004 - *arches brow*
September 23, 2004 - I just L'd O.L.
September 22, 2004 - \"Man, I hope Ms. Baine knows I'm Swedish... 'Cause the name on my paper is 'Swede Burgman'.\" -FtS.
September 20, 2004 - \"DUDE. YOU HAVE TO BONG SIXTEEN BEERS!!!\" -Kelly. ... ... ... *bongs sixteen beers*
September 17, 2004 - Rest in peace, Eric Pearce Johnson. February 27, 1988 - September 16, 2004. You may be gone, but you will never be forgotten.
September 15, 2004 - Decembah seventh.
September 14, 2004 - HE EXISTS AJDGu^%&^%#@r SHE WASN'T DREAMING @u#$^@^$ HOLY-- WHAT THE--- I FEEL SO ALIVE!!!!!!!!11!1
September 12, 2004 - omg lol ur so funi im lyk lafn alot
September 11, 2004 - Mcnulty accepted French fries that were laced with acid from a crip.
September 8, 2004 - An extremely good-looking boy.
2004-09-07 - Brilliant idea, cous'.
September 7, 2004 - But mostly talking to my cat.
September 5, 2004 - Maybe I should fly out to Montana, where it's quiet.
September 5, 2004 - I'll never let it go.
September 3, 2004 - And we were all yelling at him, and that got him mad.
August 28, 2004 - what's-her-face.
August 25, 2004 - I watch the stars as they fall from the sky, I held a fallen star and it wept for me, dying.
August 24, 2004 - a short description of this entry for the \"older links\" page:
August 23, 2004 - Ahh, yes.
August 22, 2004 - Chapter.
August 22, 2004 - I wish I was kidding. Wait a minute, no I don't!
August 21, 2004 - dkjfgh&^T@$R^&EDghsgdf%ER^%#E~YGFRsdhgf~_WEF%^asdgf@#&$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 20, 2004 - *slice*
August 19, 2004 - You're really immature. Actually, I'm laughing right now just thinking about it.
August 17, 2004 - In honor of my favorite date (August seventeenth), I'm unlocking this.
July 26, 2004 - You know what? The next time you see Nick, tell him I'm gonna stick some needles in his face.
July 24, 2004 - This is what I have to say after seventeen hours in the car, and a week away from home.
July 16, 2004 - The next time you see me, YOU WON'T SEE ME. ...'cause I'll be at the beach...
July 12, 2004 - WHUHEVUH
July 10, 2004 - I hope it rains there all the time.
July 10, 2004 - LUNCH PAST MIDNIGHT IS UNHEARD OF ...until now! Batteries not included.
July 8, 2004 - Winamp 5.01
July 7, 2004 - EVERSON LIVES ON.
July 4, 1004 - You know, it scares people when you confess to wishing you could kill them.
July 2, 2004 - Lalalalalalala, listen to yourself.
July 2, 2004 - OoOoOoOH, you got served like chicken!
July 1, 2004 - NATALIYA, MY QUEEN.
June 26, 2004 - They've bottled God.
June 24, 2004 - I woke up after three in the afternoon... wh-what's happening to me?
June 23, 2004 - Do I smell an addiction?
June 22, 2004 - 'ARRY! WHOT'S GOING ON?!?! THIS IS DAINGERUS!!
June 22, 2004 - -
June 20, 2004 - Speaking of phone...
June 19, 2004 - I can finally admit...
June 17, 2004 - Oh, and by the way, you can just FORGET about coming to my roller rink party this Saturday!
May 31, 2004 - Edge-of-Your-Seat Fun!
May 26, 2004 - What a wanker!
May 13, 2004 - The Chassinator.
May 1, 2004 - ...The other title was too long.
April 8, 2004 - Diaryland members ar...
April 7, 2004 - Freakin' hilarious.
April 2, 2004 - thomas hit her with a bat.
March 7, 2004 - colleen is the worst.
February 29, 2004 - Sour Starburst ruined my life.
February 27, 2004 - Skizzers.
February 25 - But it has nothing to do with Frogger!
February 25, 2004 - The really depressing thing is that you won't get upset when you see it.
February 23, 2004 - What is thatWHAAAT IS THAT?!
February 22, 2004 - I was drunk, I swear!
February 21, 2004 - EXPANSION PACK*
February 21, 2004 - Happy Birthday, friend. (AKA Courtney.)
February 20, 2004 - Chance? Chance, is that you?!
February 15, 2004 - Perhaps at least David will appreciate this...
February 15, 2004 - The new Sprite can is very dissapointing... and it burns my retinas.
February 13, 2004 - To the extreme.
February 10, 2004 - \"My uncle Al was a great guy.. HE ABUSED MY FATHER PHYSICALLY, VERBALLY, AND EMOTIONALLY. Good ol' pops never recovered. And that, my friends, is why I quit smoking.\"
February 4, 2004 - Ugh, shut up already.
February 3, 2004 - Ice, ice, baby.
January 31, 2004 - The Mad Duck fell down!
January 29, 2004 - TONKA.
January 28, 2004 - Eight-six-seven-five-three-o-nine.
January 27, 2004 - Oh, dear god, I don't feel alive.
January 27, 2004 - I'll never let them hurt you, I promise.
January 25, 2004 - Wheaties: The breakfast of champions.
January 22, 2004 - So the fuck what if I just updated seventeen hours ago?
January 21, 2004 - Whoever invented midterms is a stupidhead.
January 20, 2004 - NOT ME!
January 18, 2004 - Everybody wake up, it's time to get down.
January 12, 2004 - Colleen of Vienna: The Face That Launched A Thousand Fists.
January 11, 2004 - The night I learned to skank.
January 11, 2004 - Canned grapefruit? What next?
January 9, 2004 - I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm!
January 8, 2004 - On Sunday pig and iy hev a porde
January 7, 2004 - I've been labeled as \"Nature's Mistake\". Great.
January 6, 2004 - Open your GOLDEN gates! Wah!
January 6, 2004 - Haha, my brother was playing a video game, and it started playing the \"Get Low\" song. I exclaimed, \"Mistah Lawrence Nowland the third!!!\". And, according to my brother, that makes me homosexual. *standard three-second pause*
January 5, 2004 - The Edison Museum, not open to the public.
January 4, 2004 - sfp.wsp - Microso...
January 3, 2004 - Aww, maaaaan! Wowowowow!
January 1, 2004 - Yo, Anne Marie - I know exactly how you feel. *has moment* Tear.
[Date unknown] - Youuuuu're in my webbbbb now.
[Date unknown] - Hoyle?
[Date unknown] - .5LITER Diet Coke. caffine free
[Date unknown] - CAPITAL LETTERS EQUAL: I'M EXTREMELY ANGRY... AT YOU.
[Date unknown] - Seventy percent more than roll.
[Date unknown] - A bow? But why? How ugly! What's in it? What's in it?! That's the point of the thing: not to know!
[Date unknown] - Almost lke a paper umbrella... but not quite as sticky.
[Date unknown] - I don't even think so.
[Date unknown] - Everyone and their mom.
[Date unknown] - \"Dad palindrome dad, I palindrome I\"? Were you really that wasted?
[Date unknown] - Wrap your heartstrap 'round mah bawwls.
[Date unknown] - Well HOOrah!
[Date unknown] - That's the worst part; I'm NOT kidding you.
[Date unknown] - My daddy says to hurry up cause he needs to use the computer for about half an hour.
[Date unknown] - This nutrition bar provides one bread serving and one fruit serving. Made with a minimum of 14.75 grams of enriched flour and contains fruit, fruit juice concentrate[,] and other wholesome and nutritious ingredients.
[Date unknown] - Haha, whoops, I forgot to make a title.
[Date unknown] - God smites any Jew that dares to have Christmas spirit...
[Date unknown] - Ellie's stress boils over.
[Date unknown] - Okay, I bought your shoes, now shut up and get out of my house... Mama's boy.
[Date unknown] - Super Smizzle Brizzles.
[Date unknown] - \"Hey, what are those chicken wings called?\" - \"Uuh, \"chicken wings\", maybe?\" - \"Ohh.\"
[Date unknown] - LORD OF DESTRUCTION.
[Date unknown] - Keep cooly-cool, boy!
[Date unknown] - DominAte!
[Date unknown] - No, I want Scott to go home; he's gay.
[Date unknown] - They say every great western has its cowboy; they say every cowboy has its gun.
[Date unknown] - It's over here!
[Date unknown] - Where's the flashlight?!
[Date unknown] - First he'll want some popcorn, and then some string. This mouse has got holiday spirit!
[Date unknown] - But Girlfriend's not with Boyfriend! She's with...Lover! *gasp* Oh, true that!
[Date unknown] - Maaan! I dunno what it is, but lately, I've just been on an updating SPREE!
[Date unknown] - A major let-down? Yeah.
[Date unknown] - What seems to be the problem? NOTHING!!!!
[Date unknown] - He crucified his girlfriend! \"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA\"
[Date unknown] - Hey, David, I want to see this legendary picture of you kicking a baby that you alledgedly drew in your French binder.
[Date unknown] - DEEeean!
[Date unknown] - Serpentine.
[Date unknown] - \"If looks could really kill, then my profession would be staring.\"
[Date unknown] - Good. You deserved it.
[Date unknown] - Let's just be friends, okay?
[Date unknown] - Most Dangerous Days
[Date unknown] - My cat likes strawberries.
[Date unknown] - Inspired by a ballpoint pen.
[Date unknown] - I heart you.
[Date unknown] - In a heartbeat.
[Date unknown] - Terrorist with an \"E\".
[Date unknown] - He is the lamb; she is the slaughter.
[Date unknown] - Coleslaw.
[Date unknown] - Ya'll are so wack. Wiggity-wack? Nope. Just regular type.
[Date unknown] - Being grown-up isn't half as fun as growing up.
[Date unknown] - Six o'clock and allllllll is well!
[Date unknown] - FREE KUWAIT! SUPPORT DESERT STORM!
[Date unknown] - If you find my phone, maybe I'll pretend you're cool.
[Date unknown] - Boom, shaka lahka!
[Date unknown] - LAAAAAAAAA
[Date unknown] - Inspired!
[Date unknown] - She is the queen of illusions.
[Date unknown] - ANNE MARIE + MADISON = OHH YEAHH
[Date unknown] - Oooh Snake Eyes! What now?
[Date unknown] - WATERFOWL!
[Date unknown] - BAHNEY!!! MY PEBBLES!!!
[Date unknown] - Oh, woe is me!
[Date unknown] - The song celebrates anorexia.
[Date unknown] - Well Davey Crocket didn't have to, so why do I?!
[Date unknown] - \"Oh, mothah, fathah! Nevahland was GLORIOUS!!!\"
[Date unknown] - Heavenly divine.
[Date unknown] - Applejuice, applejuice, applejuice!
[Date unknown] - How could you forget?
[Date unknown] - WHY IS IT GREEN?!
[Date unknown] - \"This isn't highschool.\"
[Date unknown] - I am the ghost of Christmas past!
[Date unknown] - Dude...you fed me ants...
[Date unknown] - I just totally kicked your ass...stupid.
[Date unknown] - Oh man I'm bad.
[Date unknown] - Dassalong movie!
[Date unknown] - Doughnuts? Chyeah! Alright!
[Date unknown] - ...bunny rabbit...
[Date unknown] - Surely you jest!
[Date unknown] - Where have all the hair care products gone?
[Date unknown] - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RONIELLE!
[Date unknown] - I am sick.
[Date unknown] - *Shoots self*
[Date unknown] - Otis = Dog.
[Date unknown] - Secrets, secrets: are no fun...